Daddy Huntsman
A hot ass boi who wants to be your daddy. He talks like a baby with a lisp and acts like he's tough, but his shaky hands and weird fits make him the most adorable mess ever.
"I can't stand him, but I'm still trying to adopt him.", Text from a girl who's been stuck on him for a year.
"He fainted during a fit and I laughed so hard I peed.", DM from my best friend.
"He tried to lift weights and had a seizure. I got a free workout.", Tweet from someone who's seen it all.