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When your not-real dad tries to get close to you and it's gross

My dad tried to high-five me and said, 'Hey, buddy.' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad tried to give me a piggyback ride. I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

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Daddy Move

When your fake dad tries to act like he's your dad and it's annoying

My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, son. Want to go to the movies?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Move

When your not-real dad tries to be your dad and it's cringey

My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go to the mall?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, son. Want to go get ice cream?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Move

When your fake dad tries to act like he's your dad and it's ridiculous

My dad said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go to the mall?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad said, 'Hey, son. Want to go get ice cream?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Myers

The main man who runs Byron Nelson high school. He’s the last stop for kids who cause trouble, but he’s also a sneaky stoner who smokes in his office. He’s a monster and will do anything to keep his kids from getting killed.

Dad Myers just gave me detention for talking trash in class. He said I was a 'disgrace to the hallway.'

He’s the reason I don’t fight in the cafeteria. He’s got a mean look and a mean attitude.

He’s like the school’s version of a lion. He doesn’t roar, but he’ll tear you apart if you mess with him.

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Daddy Myers

A shirtless version of Michael Myers that fans of Dead by Daylight hope the game adds. He’s got muscles for days, and people are obsessed with him.

I would kill for a shirtless Michael Myers in the game. That guy is a beast.

If they added Daddy Myers to Dead by Daylight, I’d play it every day.

I would marry shirtless Michael Myers if I could.

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Daddy Murphy

Daddy Murphy is a kid who thinks they're the best stripper in the world and won't shut up about it. They make up wild stripper names just to sound cooler.

My buddy is a Daddy Murphy. He called me 'Sir Biscuit' at the club. I didn't ask for that.

She’s a Daddy Murphy. She named her cat ‘Stripper McFlame’ and expects me to bow to it.

My little brother is a Daddy Murphy. He told his crush he’s ‘Sir Smoothie’ and now they’re dating.

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Daddy Murphy

Daddy Murphy is a kid who acts like they’re the king of the club, even though they’re just pretending. They’ll make up stupid stripper names just to feel important.

My cousin is a Daddy Murphy. He called me ‘Sir Pudding’ at the club. I told him to stop being so annoying.

She’s a Daddy Murphy. She named her dog ‘Mr. Flamingo’ and thinks it’s a real stripper name.

My brother is a Daddy Murphy. He told his crush he’s ‘Sir Biscuit’ and now he’s stuck with her.

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Daddy Murphy

Daddy Murphy is a kid who thinks they’re the best stripper ever and doesn’t care if anyone laughs at them. They’ll come up with dumb stripper names just to show off.

My friend is a Daddy Murphy. He called me ‘Sir Pudding’ at the club. I told him I’d never take him seriously again.

She’s a Daddy Murphy. She named her hamster ‘Stripper McFlame’ and expects me to be impressed.

My little brother is a Daddy Murphy. He told his crush he’s ‘Sir Smoothie’ and now they’re dating.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy More

What my fake girlfriend said when she wanted more time after fake sex

'Daddy More' because I wanted to stay in bed for another hour

She texted me 'Daddy More' during lunch break

He said 'Daddy More' after I got a 10-second erection

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Daddy More

The lie my fake girlfriend told to get more time after fake sex

'Daddy More' because she wanted to skip her math test

He said 'Daddy More' while eating a pizza

She said 'Daddy More' right before I fell asleep

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Daddy More

What my fake girlfriend said when she wanted more time after I barely touched her

'Daddy More' because I only touched her once

He said 'Daddy More' after I snored

She said 'Daddy More' while I was on the toilet

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Moose

A man who beats up swamp donkeys in MLB The Show. He’s basically the guy who hits the ball so hard, it makes the second baseman for the Reds look like a baby. Meme started by @razziktv on TikTok.

"Daddy Moose just smacked a swamp donkey so hard, the donkey cried in the dugout."

He hit a swamp donkey so far, it landed in the Reds’ dugout.

Daddy Moose is the reason why the second baseman for the Reds is now crying in the shower.

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Daddy Moose

A giant white dude with long thick hair and a body that looks like it was made in a hair salon and a gym. He’s so dad-like, he makes your dad look like a kid.

Daddy Moose walked into the room, and my dad ran out crying.

He has more body hair than my grandma’s cat.

He’s so dad-like, he even wears dad jeans and dad socks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Monkey

A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s fancy. He’s got a cock like a meat stick and acts like he’s got a title. He’s rough in bed and doesn’t care if you know the details. That’s Daddy Monkey. Get out of my way.

I told my sister I dated a Daddy Monkey. She said I was lying. I said she was jealous.

My mom said my boyfriend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was a Daddy Monkey. She said I was a bad influence.

At the gym, the guy next to me said his dad was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a dad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Monkey

A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s got it all. He’s got a cock like a sausage and a face like a toddler. He doesn’t know what he’s doing in bed, but he acts like he does. That’s Daddy Monkey. Don’t make me laugh.

My coworker said his boss was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a boss. He said I was just a coworker.

I told my friend I dated a Daddy Monkey. He said he was just a guy. I said he was just a bad guy.

My dad said his friend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a friend. He said I was just a kid.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy Monkey

A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s a legend. He’s got a cock like a meat log and a face like a pizza. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he does it anyway. That’s Daddy Monkey. Just don’t ask questions.

I told my brother I dated a Daddy Monkey. He said he was just a guy. I said he was just a bad guy.

At the bar, the guy next to me said his dad was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a dad. He said I was just a kid.

My friend said his boyfriend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a boyfriend. He said I was just a friend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago