Daddy Moose

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A man who beats up swamp donkeys in MLB The Show. He’s basically the guy who hits the ball so hard, it makes the second baseman for the Reds look like a baby. Meme started by @razziktv on TikTok.
"Daddy Moose just smacked a swamp donkey so hard, the donkey cried in the dugout."
He hit a swamp donkey so far, it landed in the Reds’ dugout.
Daddy Moose is the reason why the second baseman for the Reds is now crying in the shower.
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A giant white dude with long thick hair and a body that looks like it was made in a hair salon and a gym. He’s so dad-like, he makes your dad look like a kid.
Daddy Moose walked into the room, and my dad ran out crying.
He has more body hair than my grandma’s cat.
He’s so dad-like, he even wears dad jeans and dad socks.
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