Daddy Moose
A giant white dude with long thick hair and a body that looks like it was made in a hair salon and a gym. He’s so dad-like, he makes your dad look like a kid.
Daddy Moose walked into the room, and my dad ran out crying.
He has more body hair than my grandma’s cat.
He’s so dad-like, he even wears dad jeans and dad socks.