Daddy Monkey
A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s a legend. He’s got a cock like a meat log and a face like a pizza. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he does it anyway. That’s Daddy Monkey. Just don’t ask questions.
I told my brother I dated a Daddy Monkey. He said he was just a guy. I said he was just a bad guy.
At the bar, the guy next to me said his dad was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a dad. He said I was just a kid.
My friend said his boyfriend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a boyfriend. He said I was just a friend.