Daddy Monkey

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A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s fancy. He’s got a cock like a meat stick and acts like he’s got a title. He’s rough in bed and doesn’t care if you know the details. That’s Daddy Monkey. Get out of my way.
I told my sister I dated a Daddy Monkey. She said I was lying. I said she was jealous.
My mom said my boyfriend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was a Daddy Monkey. She said I was a bad influence.
At the gym, the guy next to me said his dad was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a dad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s got it all. He’s got a cock like a sausage and a face like a toddler. He doesn’t know what he’s doing in bed, but he acts like he does. That’s Daddy Monkey. Don’t make me laugh.
My coworker said his boss was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a boss. He said I was just a coworker.
I told my friend I dated a Daddy Monkey. He said he was just a guy. I said he was just a bad guy.
My dad said his friend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a friend. He said I was just a kid.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s a legend. He’s got a cock like a meat log and a face like a pizza. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he does it anyway. That’s Daddy Monkey. Just don’t ask questions.
I told my brother I dated a Daddy Monkey. He said he was just a guy. I said he was just a bad guy.
At the bar, the guy next to me said his dad was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a dad. He said I was just a kid.
My friend said his boyfriend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a boyfriend. He said I was just a friend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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