Daddy Monkey
A 30-year-old black guy who thinks he’s got it all. He’s got a cock like a sausage and a face like a toddler. He doesn’t know what he’s doing in bed, but he acts like he does. That’s Daddy Monkey. Don’t make me laugh.
My coworker said his boss was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a boss. He said I was just a coworker.
I told my friend I dated a Daddy Monkey. He said he was just a guy. I said he was just a bad guy.
My dad said his friend was a Daddy Monkey. I said he was just a friend. He said I was just a kid.