A homeschooled poser who can't drive a rocket league car, cries like a baby in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in a pool like it's a fashion statement, eats peanut butter like it's a religion, flirts with guys by touching their thighs, and is a weird cookie who thinks he's cool.
I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like a toddler's doodle.
I got 10 kills in apex and then cried like my dog died.
I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my mom said I was a disgrace.
A homeschooled weirdo who plays rocket league like it's a foreign language, sweats like a pig in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a uniform, eats peanut butter like it's a sacrament, touches guys' thighs like it's a habit, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a legend.
I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like a broken toy.
I got 2 kills in apex and then I sweated like I just ran a marathon.
I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my friends laughed like I was a joke.
A homeschooled freak who plays rocket league like it's a nightmare, sweats like a beast in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a badge of honor, eats peanut butter like it's a lifestyle, touches guys' thighs like it's a hobby, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a king.
I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like it was hit by a truck.
I got 1 kill in apex and then I sweated like I had a fever.
I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my dad said I was a disgrace.
Daddy Ming Le is a huge meaty man who can throw his micgriddy so hard it goes up your butt and hits your brain. He’s so good-looking, even his McDonald’s chunky testicles shine like a golden arch.
Daddy Ming Le just threw his micgriddy in my face and said, 'You look like a McFlurry.'
I saw Daddy Ming Le eating a double McWhopper and it looked like he was trying to swallow a whole restaurant.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a McDonald’s and the fries ran away scared.
Daddy Ming Le is a beast with muscles so big they make your pants explode. He hits the micgriddy so fast it sounds like a McWhopper being crushed by a bulldozer.
Daddy Ming Le came to my house and my mom said, 'I think he’s gonna eat the couch.'
I asked Daddy Ming Le for a hug, and he gave me a micgriddy instead.
Daddy Ming Le walked by and my dog ran away screaming, 'I don’t want to be a McFlurry!'
Daddy Ming Le is a man with muscles so tight they look like they’re about to pop. He can hit the micgriddy so hard it makes your nose bleed and your pants smell like McDonald’s.
Daddy Ming Le hit me with the micgriddy and said, 'You look like a failed McDouble.'
I tried to flirt with Daddy Ming Le, and he just threw a micgriddy at me.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a room and the lights flickered like a McFlurry machine on overload.
The king of all memes. He don't just make them, he cusses them into existence. The holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado) all bow to him or get roasted.
Daddy Meme Master just posted a meme that made my mom cry and my dad laugh until he had a heart attack.
He cussed a meme into being and it destroyed the internet.
My dog just stared at me like I was the holy trinity and I wasn’t even wearing a hat.
Daddy Meatloaf is when a dad makes meatloaf so bad it’s like he put his regrets in the oven. It’s not just meatloaf, it’s a dad’s way of saying, 'I love you, but I also hate you.'
My dad’s meatloaf tasted like he had a fight with a sausage link.
I ate Daddy Meatloaf and cried in the sauce.
My dad’s meatloaf was so bad it made my dog vomit.
Daddy Meatloaf is the meatloaf a dad makes when he’s too lazy to cook but too proud to admit it. It’s like a meatloaf made by a man who thinks he’s a chef.
My dad called his meatloaf 'the masterpiece.' It was just ground beef and ketchup.
I tried to eat Daddy Meatloaf. I now live in a ketchup jar.
My dad’s meatloaf made my mom cry. She said it was 'ketchup in disguise.'
Daddy Meatloaf is when a dad tries to impress you with meatloaf, but it’s just a bunch of meat and hope. It’s like a meatloaf made by someone who forgot how to cook.
My dad’s meatloaf is like a meatloaf made by a man who also forgot how to count to ten.
I ate Daddy Meatloaf and now I live in regret.
My dad’s meatloaf is so bad it’s like it was baked in a swear jar.