Daddy Ming Le
Daddy Ming Le is a man with muscles so tight they look like they’re about to pop. He can hit the micgriddy so hard it makes your nose bleed and your pants smell like McDonald’s.
Daddy Ming Le hit me with the micgriddy and said, 'You look like a failed McDouble.'
I tried to flirt with Daddy Ming Le, and he just threw a micgriddy at me.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a room and the lights flickered like a McFlurry machine on overload.
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