Daddy Mitch
A homeschooled weirdo who plays rocket league like it's a foreign language, sweats like a pig in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a uniform, eats peanut butter like it's a sacrament, touches guys' thighs like it's a habit, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a legend.
I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like a broken toy.
I got 2 kills in apex and then I sweated like I just ran a marathon.
I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my friends laughed like I was a joke.
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