Daddy Mitch

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A homeschooled poser who can't drive a rocket league car, cries like a baby in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in a pool like it's a fashion statement, eats peanut butter like it's a religion, flirts with guys by touching their thighs, and is a weird cookie who thinks he's cool.

I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like a toddler's doodle.

I got 10 kills in apex and then cried like my dog died.

I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my mom said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A homeschooled weirdo who plays rocket league like it's a foreign language, sweats like a pig in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a uniform, eats peanut butter like it's a sacrament, touches guys' thighs like it's a habit, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a legend.

I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like a broken toy.

I got 2 kills in apex and then I sweated like I just ran a marathon.

I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my friends laughed like I was a joke.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A homeschooled freak who plays rocket league like it's a nightmare, sweats like a beast in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a badge of honor, eats peanut butter like it's a lifestyle, touches guys' thighs like it's a hobby, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a king.

I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like it was hit by a truck.

I got 1 kill in apex and then I sweated like I had a fever.

I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my dad said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 16d ago