Daddy Mitch
A homeschooled freak who plays rocket league like it's a nightmare, sweats like a beast in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a badge of honor, eats peanut butter like it's a lifestyle, touches guys' thighs like it's a hobby, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a king.
I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like it was hit by a truck.
I got 1 kill in apex and then I sweated like I had a fever.
I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my dad said I was a disgrace.