Daddy Ming Le
Daddy Ming Le is a beast with muscles so big they make your pants explode. He hits the micgriddy so fast it sounds like a McWhopper being crushed by a bulldozer.
Daddy Ming Le came to my house and my mom said, 'I think he’s gonna eat the couch.'
I asked Daddy Ming Le for a hug, and he gave me a micgriddy instead.
Daddy Ming Le walked by and my dog ran away screaming, 'I don’t want to be a McFlurry!'