Daddy Move
When your fake dad tries to act like he's your dad and it's annoying
My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'
My stepdad said, 'Hey, son. Want to go to the movies?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'
My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'