Daddy Move

My stepdad asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said no. He said, 'You sure? I got a coupon.' I said, 'You're not cool.'

My dad said he'd take me to the concert if I let him 'be my dad for a day.' I said, 'You're not even my dad.'

My fake dad tried to give me a hug. I said, 'You're not my dad. You're just my dad's friend.'

My dad called me 'buddy' and said, 'We're gonna go get ice cream.' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.'

My stepdad walked in my room and said, 'Hey, son. Want to play video games?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I'm your dad now.'

My dad walked in and said, 'Hey, champ. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.'

My dad tried to high-five me and said, 'Hey, buddy.' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad tried to give me a piggyback ride. I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, son. Want to go to the movies?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go to the mall?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, son. Want to go get ice cream?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My dad said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go to the mall?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad said, 'Hey, son. Want to go get ice cream?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'