My dad called me 'buddy' and said, 'We're gonna go get ice cream.' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.'

My stepdad walked in my room and said, 'Hey, son. Want to play video games?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I'm your dad now.'

My dad walked in and said, 'Hey, champ. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.'