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A black dad who thinks he’s a hero for giving his daughter a finger to count on.

He’s a daddy nigger and thinks he’s teaching math with his finger.

My dad’s a daddy nigger, he made me count on his finger to get me to do homework.

He’s a daddy nigger and still sings that stupid finger song to my little brother.

A pervert who lifts weights and chugs pills like they’re soda. He smells like old socks and thinks a gym is a fancy shower.

'Daddy Nes is the reason I’m scared of barbells now.'

'He came up to me during my bench press and asked if I wanted a 'special supplement.''

'He smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.'

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Daddy Nes

A man who thinks he’s a god, wears a beard like it’s a crown, and has no idea what a protein shake is. He probably eats dirt for breakfast.

'Daddy Nes tried to give me a 'hym supplement' and it was just ketchup.'

'He thinks steroids are a type of coffee.'

'He asked me if I wanted to be his 'hym partner' and I ran out.'

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Daddy Nes

A man who smells like a gym floor, wears a beard so dirty it could grow mold, and thinks being a pervert is a job title.

'Daddy Nes tried to talk to me during my deadlift and I nearly dropped the bar.'

'He thinks a 'hym supplement' is just a fancy energy drink.'

'He once asked me if I wanted to be his 'hym partner' and I said no.'

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Daddy Nanny

A hot lady who works like a nanny but takes care of the husband instead of the kids. She’s usually hired by the wife, who knows all the dirt and doesn’t mind a little cheating on the side.

My husband’s new Daddy Nanny is hotter than my ex and smarter than my mom.

The wife hired the Daddy Nanny so she could have more time to flirt with her boss.

He hired the Daddy Nanny to forget about me and his kids.

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Daddy Nanny

A Daddy Nanny is a super slutty maid who cleans floors and then cleans the man’s junk. She cooks, serves, and sneaks off for blowjobs under the table.

She cooked dinner, then gave him a blowjob under the table like it was part of the job.

He eats dinner while she gives him a deepthroat blowjob under the table like it’s a regular Tuesday.

She served the dinner, then pulled him into the closet for a quickie.

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Daddy Nanny

A Daddy Nanny is like a supermodel who also likes to fuck. She does her chores naked and treats the husband like he’s the king of the world.

She cleaned the house naked and then gave him a blowjob in the kitchen.

He came home to find her cleaning the house in a bikini and immediately forgot about his wife.

She did her chores in the buff and then got on her knees for a full-blown BJ.

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Daddy Nanny

A Daddy Nanny spends most of her time screwing the husband and the rest of her time cleaning the house like it’s her job.

She spends half the day screwing the husband and the other half cleaning his mess.

She came in late because she was too busy fucking the husband to do her chores.

She skipped her chores to go have sex with the husband instead.

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Daddy Nagan

A Daddy Nagan is like a group of ghosts hanging out on your shoulder, but they’re drunk and cussing you out for no reason.

My Daddy Nagan just told me my ex is coming back and he’s bringing his new side chick.

I got a Daddy Nagan after I drank 12 beers in one night.

My teacher says I’ve got a Daddy Nagan because I keep talking to myself during math.

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Daddy Nagan

A Daddy Nagan is when your brain gets so full of alcohol that it starts sending you messages from the afterlife.

My Daddy Nagan said I’m gonna fail this test and he’s not helping me.

I told my Daddy Nagan to shut up, but he just cussed me out in Latin.

I got a Daddy Nagan because I forgot to do my homework and now I’m getting yelled at by my brain.

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Daddy Nagan

A Daddy Nagan is like a ghost that lives on your shoulder and drinks with you every night.

My Daddy Nagan just said I’m gonna get grounded for the rest of my life.

I asked my Daddy Nagan for help with my math and he just cussed me out.

My Daddy Nagan said my dog is trying to take over my life and he’s not happy about it.

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Daddy Myz

the guy who runs every discord server and acts like he’s the king of the whole internet you gotta call him god myz or daddy myz or else he gets mad and bans you

@daddy_myz you’re the best god ever

why aren’t you god myz

daddy myz why did you ban me

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Daddy Myz

the guy who owns all the discord teams and doesn’t take any crap from anyone you gotta call him by his special names or he’ll yell at you and block you

daddy myz why did you block me

god myz is the best

myz why are you so loud

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Daddy Myz

the king of all discord teams he’s so powerful you gotta call him daddy myz or he’ll laugh at you and kick you out of every server

daddy myz kicked me out of 3 servers

god myz why are you so cool

myz why do you laugh at me

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Daddy Myz

the guy who owns every discord team and won’t let anyone else be important you gotta call him daddy myz or he’ll ignore you and ruin your day

daddy myz ruined my day

why isn’t myz important

god myz is the best teacher

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Daddy Myz

the man who runs all the discord teams and doesn’t like being ignored you gotta call him by his special names or he’ll get angry and make you do push-ups

daddy myz made me do 10 push-ups

why isn’t myz important

god myz is the best at push-ups

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Daddy Move

When your fake dad tries to mess with you like he's still cool

My stepdad asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said no. He said, 'You sure? I got a coupon.' I said, 'You're not cool.'

My dad said he'd take me to the concert if I let him 'be my dad for a day.' I said, 'You're not even my dad.'

My fake dad tried to give me a hug. I said, 'You're not my dad. You're just my dad's friend.'

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Daddy Move

When your not-a-dad tries to act like he's your dad and it's embarrassing

My dad called me 'buddy' and said, 'We're gonna go get ice cream.' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.'

My stepdad walked in my room and said, 'Hey, son. Want to play video games?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I'm your dad now.'

My dad walked in and said, 'Hey, champ. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.'

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Daddy Move

When your not-real dad tries to get close to you and it's gross

My dad tried to high-five me and said, 'Hey, buddy.' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad tried to give me a piggyback ride. I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

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Daddy Move

When your fake dad tries to act like he's your dad and it's annoying

My dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, buddy. Want to go get pizza?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My stepdad said, 'Hey, son. Want to go to the movies?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

My fake dad came into my room and said, 'Hey, kid. Want to go eat?' I said, 'You're not my dad.' He said, 'I am now.' I said, 'You're still not my dad.'

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