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Pants so loose they look like they were made for a ghost with a bad attitude.

My pants looked like they belonged to a grandma who had a second life as a zombie.

My pants were so saggy, they could have been used as a net to catch fish.

My pants were so loose, I could have worn them as a hat and still looked cool.

A love that’s like a one-way street. You’re the one doing all the driving, and the other person is just walking in the middle of the road.

I tried to ask her out, and she said, 'I like you, but I’m not going to put in the work.'

He was always the one texting me first, and I just sat there like a potato.

I had a crush on him for a year, and he didn’t even know my name.

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Daddy Owen

He’s the kind of hot that makes your brain shut down and your pants feel like they’re on fire.

Daddy Owen walked in, and I immediately forgot my name and my life goals.

I saw him in the grocery store, and I dropped my snacks and my dignity.

He texted me, and I responded with 'Hello' and a crying face.

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Daddy Owen

He’s so good looking, it’s like he’s cheating on the whole world.

He smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.

I got distracted by him during math class and failed the test.

He passed me in the hallway, and I texted my best friend 'I died'.

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Daddy Owen

He’s the kind of sexy that makes your heart do backflips and your brain yell at you to stop being stupid.

He winked at me, and I tripped over my own feet.

I saw him in the cafeteria, and I forgot my lunch and my self-respect.

He sent me a message, and I replied with 'Who are you?' and a heart emoji.

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Daddy Oreo

A chicken-looking dude with a big meaty secret. He’s super kinky, can take it or leave it, and might even eat your kids if you cross him.

"You think you’re tough? I’ll make you cry in the back of a van," he said, then ate my brother’s homework.

"He tied me to a chair and asked if I wanted a snack or a punishment," my friend said.

He showed up at my school and asked my teacher if she wanted a snack or a punishment.

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Daddy Oreo

The thing Matt Daddario hears from demons in his sleep. It’s loud, it’s creepy, and it’s probably making his hair fall out.

"I can hear the Daddy Oreo whispering in my ear during tests," he said.

He screamed at his dog and it just stared back like it knew what was coming.

He tried to ignore it, but the Daddy Oreo followed him to the mall.

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Daddy Omar

The king of all humans who makes your life a mess because he's too good for you and your crew

Daddy Omar is like the king of the hill and you're just the guy who tripped on the way up.

He's so good, he don't even need friends. He just needs a crown and a good laugh.

You want him, but he's too busy flexing to even look at you.

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Daddy Omar

A human god who's too good for your dumb ass and your stupid homies

Daddy Omar is like the sun. You need him, but he don't need you.

He's so high class, he don't even know what a homie is.

You try to be his friend, but he's too busy being a legend.

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Daddy Omar

The human version of a superhero who don't care about your dumb ass or your homies

Daddy Omar is like Superman, but he don't save you. He just laughs at you.

He's so good, he don't even need a cape. He just needs a good vibe.

Your homies are trash, and you're just the sidekick.

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Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because everyone wishes he was their dad, and you probably want to punch your real dad for not being as cool.

My mom said Obama was a better dad than mine. I believe her. My dad once forgot my birthday. Again.

My cousin said Obama would take him to space. My dad took me to the mall. That’s not even a real place.

My teacher said Obama would give me free ice cream every day. My dad gives me ice cream once a month. He’s broke.

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Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because he looked like a dad you’d want, not the one you got. You probably wish your dad was a smooth talker with a nice tan.

My dad doesn’t tan. He doesn’t even know what a tan is. He thinks it’s a type of dog.

My dad can’t smooth talk. He once tried to smooth talk a goat. It kicked him.

My dad is not cool. He’s a regular dad. Not a dad who can make the world better.

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Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because you wish your dad was as calm, cool, and collected as Obama. Your dad is more like a flamingo in a hurricane.

My dad is a flamingo in a hurricane. He once yelled at a hurricane. It yelled back.

My dad is not calm. He is a tornado. He once ate my homework and it cried.

My dad is not cool. He is a flamingo in a hurricane. He’s also a tornado. He’s everything.

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Daddy Noob

A first-time dad who thinks changing a diaper is just a fancy way of saying 'clean my kid's butt,' and has no idea what 'sleep training' even means. He’s basically a baby whisperer who only knows how to scream.

I tried to burp my kid and it turned into a wrestling match. I’m a daddy noob, baby.

I took my kid to the park and forgot how to walk. That’s what happens when you’re a daddy noob.

I tried to read a bedtime story and it became a dramatic monologue. I’m not a daddy noob, I’m a tragic noob.

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Daddy Noob

Either a total legend or a brain-dead mess. You never know which one you’re talking to. Could be both.

My kid just pooped in my pants and I laughed. I’m a daddy noob, but I’m also a legend.

I named my kid 'Chaos' and he lived up to it. I’m a daddy noob and a legend.

I tried to walk my kid to school and he ran into a wall. I’m a daddy noob, and I think I’m a legend.

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Daddy Nikolai

The thing your doctor pulls out and says it's time to suffer.

My doctor called it 'Daddy Nikolai' and I knew I was in trouble.

I thought I was getting a flu shot. I got 'Daddy Nikolai'.

He said it was quick. It wasn't. It was 'Daddy Nikolai'.

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Daddy Nikolai

The reason your doctor is rich and you are crying in the corner.

'Daddy Nikolai' is the reason I hate Mondays.

He told me it was a 'routine checkup'. It was 'Daddy Nikolai'.

I didn't sign up for 'Daddy Nikolai' when I signed up for the gym.

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Daddy Nikolai

The worst part of being a woman and not being rich.

'Daddy Nikolai' is the worst part of being me.

I'd rather do push-ups than 'Daddy Nikolai' any day.

If I had a dollar for every time I had 'Daddy Nikolai', I'd be rich.

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Daddy Nigger

A nigger who’s so bad at being a dad he’s still getting blowjobs from his daughter’s mom.

My dad’s a daddy nigger and still gets blowjobs from my mom.

He’s a daddy nigger and still has a mistress.

I’m 15 and my dad’s a daddy nigger, he’s still cheating on my mom.

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Daddy Nigger

A black sugar daddy who’s more focused on the sex than the money.

He’s a daddy nigger who only gives me money when he wants to fuck me.

My boyfriend is a daddy nigger, he gave me a car just to get me in his pants.

She called him a daddy nigger because he spends more on condoms than on gifts.

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