Daddy Pants
A love that’s like a one-way street. You’re the one doing all the driving, and the other person is just walking in the middle of the road.
I tried to ask her out, and she said, 'I like you, but I’m not going to put in the work.'
He was always the one texting me first, and I just sat there like a potato.
I had a crush on him for a year, and he didn’t even know my name.