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A chicken-looking dude with a big meaty secret. He’s super kinky, can take it or leave it, and might even eat your kids if you cross him.
"You think you’re tough? I’ll make you cry in the back of a van," he said, then ate my brother’s homework.
"He tied me to a chair and asked if I wanted a snack or a punishment," my friend said.
He showed up at my school and asked my teacher if she wanted a snack or a punishment.