Daddy Nikolai

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The thing your doctor pulls out and says it's time to suffer.

My doctor called it 'Daddy Nikolai' and I knew I was in trouble.

I thought I was getting a flu shot. I got 'Daddy Nikolai'.

He said it was quick. It wasn't. It was 'Daddy Nikolai'.

The reason your doctor is rich and you are crying in the corner.

'Daddy Nikolai' is the reason I hate Mondays.

He told me it was a 'routine checkup'. It was 'Daddy Nikolai'.

I didn't sign up for 'Daddy Nikolai' when I signed up for the gym.

The worst part of being a woman and not being rich.

'Daddy Nikolai' is the worst part of being me.

I'd rather do push-ups than 'Daddy Nikolai' any day.

If I had a dollar for every time I had 'Daddy Nikolai', I'd be rich.