Daddy Obama
Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because he looked like a dad you’d want, not the one you got. You probably wish your dad was a smooth talker with a nice tan.
My dad doesn’t tan. He doesn’t even know what a tan is. He thinks it’s a type of dog.
My dad can’t smooth talk. He once tried to smooth talk a goat. It kicked him.
My dad is not cool. He’s a regular dad. Not a dad who can make the world better.