Daddy Obama
Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because you wish your dad was as calm, cool, and collected as Obama. Your dad is more like a flamingo in a hurricane.
My dad is a flamingo in a hurricane. He once yelled at a hurricane. It yelled back.
My dad is not calm. He is a tornado. He once ate my homework and it cried.
My dad is not cool. He is a flamingo in a hurricane. He’s also a tornado. He’s everything.