Daddy Nagan

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A Daddy Nagan is like a group of ghosts hanging out on your shoulder, but they’re drunk and cussing you out for no reason.
My Daddy Nagan just told me my ex is coming back and he’s bringing his new side chick.
I got a Daddy Nagan after I drank 12 beers in one night.
My teacher says I’ve got a Daddy Nagan because I keep talking to myself during math.
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A Daddy Nagan is when your brain gets so full of alcohol that it starts sending you messages from the afterlife.
My Daddy Nagan said I’m gonna fail this test and he’s not helping me.
I told my Daddy Nagan to shut up, but he just cussed me out in Latin.
I got a Daddy Nagan because I forgot to do my homework and now I’m getting yelled at by my brain.
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A Daddy Nagan is like a ghost that lives on your shoulder and drinks with you every night.
My Daddy Nagan just said I’m gonna get grounded for the rest of my life.
I asked my Daddy Nagan for help with my math and he just cussed me out.
My Daddy Nagan said my dog is trying to take over my life and he’s not happy about it.
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