Daddy Nagan
A Daddy Nagan is when your brain gets so full of alcohol that it starts sending you messages from the afterlife.
My Daddy Nagan said I’m gonna fail this test and he’s not helping me.
I told my Daddy Nagan to shut up, but he just cussed me out in Latin.
I got a Daddy Nagan because I forgot to do my homework and now I’m getting yelled at by my brain.