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Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is too much of a burden to handle life on their own and has to have their dad do everything for them.
'He had to ask his dad to do his laundry because he didn't know how to use the machine.'
'I had to have my dad fix my phone because I broke it and didn't know how to fix it.'
'She had to have her dad do her makeup because she didn't know what it was.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Declan
A man who looks like a unicorn but is also a flamingo and smells like a wet sock
Declan walked into the room and the whole school turned their heads
He took off his shirt and the gym teacher fainted
He texted me and said 'I’m coming over and I bring glitter'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Declan
A human who was born with a middle finger and a smile
He walked into class and the entire class started a group chat about him
He showed up at the party wearing only socks and a crown
He texted me and said 'I’m here to ruin your life and I bring snacks'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Declan
A guy who is so attractive he makes the moon jealous and the sun blush
He came into the store and the cashier dropped the register
He sat next to me and my dog started licking him
He DMed me and said 'I’m here to make your life awesome and I bring drama'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Daygo
That guy from SD who thinks he’s Einstein but he’s just high all day and failed life
Dadddy Daygo is just a man who smells like weed and thinks he’s smart
He says he’s got a PhD but it’s just a certificate from a dispensary
He tried to graduate but got kicked out for blowing shordies in the hallway
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Daygo
The brother who thinks he’s a scholar but he just reads memes and gets high
He says he has a PhD in foologoy but it’s just a joke
He tried to blow shordies but it just came out of his nose
He got kicked out of school for being too stoned
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Daygo
That guy from SD who’s so high he thinks he’s a professor but he just reads memes and blows shordies
He says he has a PhD but he can’t spell 'foologoy'
He tried to do blow shordies but it just came out of his ears
He got kicked out of school for being too high and too dumb
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Dealer
A fresh-faced rapper who thinks he’s the next big thing, but his music sounds like he recorded it in a closet while high on expired weed.
@daddydealer just dropped a track called ‘I’m the King of SoundCloud’ and it’s just him yelling into a trash can
He tried to do a live stream and it cut out after 10 seconds
His bio says ‘Future of hip-hop’ but his mom still calls him ‘babe’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Dealer
A smelly, bitter, failed rapper who still thinks he's cool and tries to make you feel bad for not being as good as him.
He sent me a DM: ‘You’re just a fan. I’m a legend.’
He yelled at a kid for not liking his song
He tried to beatbox at a gas station and failed
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Dealer
A drug dealer who acts like he’s your friend and tries to convince you to take more drugs than you need, like he’s your drug therapist.
He gave me three hits of weed and said, ‘You’re not a real person until you’re high.’
He tried to make me smoke a whole blunt by telling me it was ‘the last one’
He said, ‘You look like you need a boost’ and gave me a hit of something that made me cry
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Care
A stupid movie where Eddie Murphy tries to be a babysitter but fails because the kids are annoying little shits and the movie is even worse than Pluto Nash.
My mom said DDC is like watching a kid throw a tantrum for two hours.
I fell asleep during DDC and woke up to a kid crying in my face.
DDC is the reason I hate Eddie Murphy now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Care
Eddie Murphy's worst movie ever, where he and another guy try to look cool while taking care of babies who are louder than a jackhammer.
I watched DDC and my dog started barking at the screen.
DDC is like being stuck in a daycare with no snacks.
My cousin said DDC was worse than math class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Care
A movie so bad it makes Pluto Nash look good. Eddie Murphy tries to be funny, but the kids are just screaming in the background like they're being tortured.
I watched DDC and my brother laughed so hard he cried.
DDC is the reason I hate kids and Eddie Murphy.
I tried to watch DDC but I fell asleep and dreamed about screaming kids.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Camp
A scam where dad gets to play with his kid while mom gets a break and a sandwich
Dad: I'm not gonna let you fail this camp. I've failed enough in life.
Kid: I'm not playing with you. You're not cool.
Mom: I paid $150 for this. You better not let him eat the whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Camp
A fake camp where dad gets to be a kid for an hour and then goes back to work
Dad: I'm the best camp counselor ever. I let them eat cookies for lunch.
Kid: I don't want to play tag. I want to eat the cookies.
Mom: This is the third time he's let them eat the whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Camp
When dad gets to play with his kid for a few hours and then goes back to being a failure
Dad: I'm not a failure. I'm just a camp counselor.
Kid: I want to go home. I don't like this camp.
Mom: I'm gonna get a refund. This is not worth $150.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Camp
A fancy name for dad getting to play with his kid while mom gets a break and a coffee
Dad: I'm not just playing. I'm training them for life.
Kid: I don't want to play. I want my coffee.
Mom: I paid for coffee. He better not drink it all.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Camp
A lie told to kids so dad can play with them and then go back to being a loser
Dad: I'm not a loser. I'm a camp counselor.
Kid: I don't believe you. You're a loser.
Mom: He's gonna be a loser forever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Day Camp
A way for dad to get out of work for a few hours and then go back to being a failure
Dad: I'm not a failure. I'm a camp counselor.
Kid: I don't want to play tag. I want to eat the whole pizza.
Mom: I'm gonna get a refund. This is not worth $150.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Dawson
A lousy teacher who looks like Jesus and smells like old socks and regret
"Daddy Dawson? More like Daddy Dampsocks."
He walked in like Jesus, but I swear he had a stink that could make a dead rat cry.
I asked him for help, and he said, 'Son, I've seen more sin in your face than in a Sunday school class.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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