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When you or someone you know is too lazy to do anything and has to beg their dad to save their sorry behind.
'Dad, I can't even tie my shoes. Help me!'
'My dad did my math homework because I fell asleep during class.'
'He had to ask his dad to text his mom because he didn't know how to type.'
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When you or someone you know is too much of a waste to handle life on their own and needs their dad to do everything for them.
'I didn't even brush my teeth. My dad had to do it for me.'
'He had to call his dad to fix his broken phone because he didn't know how.'
'She asked her dad to do her homework because she was too busy being dramatic.'
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When you or someone you know is so useless they have to drag their dad into their mess just to survive the day.
'I spilled my breakfast, so my dad had to clean it up.'
'He had to call his dad to fix his broken chair because he couldn't even lift it.'
'She asked her dad to do her chores because she was too busy being a mess.'
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When you or someone you know is too much of a disaster to handle life on their own and forces their dad to step in and do everything.
'I got in trouble, so my dad had to call the teacher and lie for me.'
'He had to ask his dad to do his homework because he didn't even know what the question was.'
'She had to have her dad do her hair because she couldn't even brush it.'
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When you or someone you know is so clueless they need their dad to save them from their own stupidity.
'He had to ask his dad to do his math test because he didn't know the answer.'
'I got lost on the way to school, so my dad had to drive me.'
'She asked her dad to text her crush because she couldn't even type.'
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When you or someone you know is too much of a burden to handle life on their own and has to have their dad do everything for them.
'He had to ask his dad to do his laundry because he didn't know how to use the machine.'
'I had to have my dad fix my phone because I broke it and didn't know how to fix it.'
'She had to have her dad do her makeup because she didn't know what it was.'
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