Daddy Dawson

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A lousy teacher who looks like Jesus and smells like old socks and regret

"Daddy Dawson? More like Daddy Dampsocks."

He walked in like Jesus, but I swear he had a stink that could make a dead rat cry.

I asked him for help, and he said, 'Son, I've seen more sin in your face than in a Sunday school class.'

A sweaty, hairy, maths teacher who looks like Jesus but acts like a greasy teenager

He showed us how to solve equations, then asked if any of us wanted to solve his love life.

He said, 'I'm not just a teacher, I'm a math wizard and a part-time heartbreaker.'

He looked like Jesus, but he had a crush on my sister and I knew it.

A pervert who teaches maths and looks like Jesus, but his eyes say otherwise

He stared at me like he was trying to figure out my soul and my trigonometry homework.

He said, 'I don't just teach math, I teach life... and I've got a 10 out of 10 in life.'

He told me, 'If you don't pass this test, you won't pass my eyes.'