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Dadband
The worst music ever made by people who thought they were rock stars, but they were just middle-aged guys trying to feel young again.
My dad plays Rush like he's fighting a dragon.
He said King Crimson is the best band ever, and I asked why.
Toto is on, and I just want to die.
Dadawhoo
A fake name for a guy you don’t want anyone to know about, like he’s a secret crime boss or something.
My dadawhoo is the guy who stole my lunch money every Friday. Nobody knows he exists.
I told my dadawhoo to stop following me on TikTok or I’d tell everyone he’s my uncle.
My dadawhoo is the reason I failed math. He’s not even real.
Dadawhoo
A guy you call by a fake name because he’s so embarrassing, you’d rather everyone think he’s a different person.
My dadawhoo sings in the shower. I told him to stop or I’d tell my mom.
I called my dadawhoo ‘Mr. Johnson’ so he wouldn’t brag about his old job.
My dadawhoo eats cereal for dinner. I’m ashamed.
Dadawhoo
A made-up name for a man who you don’t want to be seen with, like he’s a disgrace to your family.
I called my dadawhoo ‘Sir Snack’ so no one would know he eats my snacks.
My dadawhoo got in trouble for putting glitter in my teacher’s coffee.
I told my dadawhoo to stop texting me during class or I’d tell everyone he’s my dad.
Dadawhoo
A guy you call by a fake name because he’s so bad at everything, you’re embarrassed to be seen with him.
My dadawhoo failed the spelling bee. I told him to stay in the car.
I called my dadawhoo ‘Professor Puddle’ so no one would know he’s my dad.
My dadawhoo tried to be a rockstar. He’s not good.
Dadawhoo
A secret name for a man who you don’t want anyone to know is your dad, because he’s a total mess.
I called my dadawhoo ‘Mr. Mustache’ so no one would know he’s my dad.
My dadawhoo eats pizza for breakfast. I’m horrified.
I told my dadawhoo to stop texting me or I’d tell everyone he’s my dad.
Dadaw
A guy who’s like your grandpa but with less hair and more dumb decisions.
My dadaw is so bad at chess, he lost to my dog.
He tried to fix the toilet and now it’s leaking everywhere.
He still thinks the internet is just a fancy TV.
Dadaw
A person who wants to be in every party, every fight, and every drama, even if it’s not their business.
My dadaw showed up at my friend’s birthday and started a fight with the cake.
He texted me during the final exam to tell me his cat was sad.
He joined my Zoom class and yelled at the teacher for being late.
Dadaw
A girl named Wardah who’s so perfect, she might just be a god in disguise.
Dadaw can make the worst pizza taste like heaven.
She turned my math test into a love letter to her.
She flunked the exam just to prove she could.
Dadavinki
Dadavinki, or Vincent, is a guy who draws gross pictures of Senpai and Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin like they’re having a dirty fight in a bathroom
'Dadavinki’s art makes me want to vomit and cry at the same time.'
'I saw his art and immediately texted my mom to tell her I’m never getting married.'
'He drew Senpai and Boyfriend in a pool of glitter and I died.'
Dadavinki
Vincent, also known as Dadavinki, is the guy who draws Senpai and Boyfriend like they’re doing something that’s not supposed to be done in a school hallway
'I saw his art and immediately wanted to punch my math teacher.'
'He drew them in a classroom and I got detention for laughing too hard.'
'His art is so bad, my dog cried and ate my homework.'
Dadavinki
Dadavinki is a man who draws Senpai and Boyfriend doing things that are so embarrassing, they should be banned from Friday Night Funkin forever
'I saw his art and my brother fainted in the middle of a video game.'
'He drew them in a library and I got kicked out for laughing.'
'His art is so bad, my mom thinks I’m in a cult.'
Dadaughter
A dadaughter is when a dad and his daughter get it on in a story. It’s like the worst family therapy session ever, but with more drama and less actual therapy.
My mom said I was a dadaughter fan. I said, 'You’re just jealous I got the good genes.'
He texted me: 'I ship them like they’re in a love triangle. It’s hot.'
She posted: 'Dadaughter is the only thing keeping me sane in this toxic fandom.'
Dadaughter
Dadaughter is a dirty little secret between a dad and his daughter in a book. It’s like they skipped the family dinner and went straight to the bedroom.
He DM’d me: 'I’m shipping them like it’s the final episode of my life.'
She said, 'Dadaughter is the best part of the story. The rest is just filler.'
He posted: 'I would marry the dad and the daughter. That’s how much I ship it.'
Dadaughter
A dadaughter is a fictional mess where a dad and his daughter start dating. It’s like the family tree got burned down and rebuilt with drama.
She said, 'I’d rather watch them fight than my dad fight my mom.'
He texted: 'Dadaughter is the only thing that makes sense in this story.'
He posted: 'I’m shipping them like it’s the final battle of my life.'
Dadaughter
Dadaughter is when a dad and his daughter have a fling in a book. It’s like the family drama got a little too spicy.
She said, 'I’d take dadaughter over my actual life any day.'
He DM’d me: 'I ship them like they’re the last two people on Earth.'
She posted: 'Dadaughter is the only thing keeping me from quitting this fandom.'
Dadaughter
A dadaughter is when a dad and his daughter get together in a story. It’s like the family got a new kind of drama and it’s not pretty.
He said, 'I’d rather watch dadaughter than my actual family.'
She posted: 'Dadaughter is the best part of this story. The rest is just filler.'
He texted: 'I ship them like they’re the final showdown of my life.'
Dadassed
When your dad farts in a room just to be a smelly, annoying, little jerk
My dad farted in the living room during dinner. I was eating mac and cheese. He did it on purpose.
Dad farted in the car. I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes.
He farted in the kitchen. I ran out and cried in the hallway.
Dadassed
A dad who’s tough, cool, and doesn’t take any crap from anyone
My dad is a total boss. He fights the school principal. He’s a dadass.
He wears a leather jacket. He smokes. He’s a dadass.
He took on 10 kids in a wrestling match. He’s a dadass.
Dadassed
A dad so good, he’s like a superhero with a dad title
He fixes my bike. He teaches me how to cook. He’s a dadass.
He drives me to school. He helps me with math. He’s a dadass.
He’s always there for me. He’s a dadass.
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