Dadawhoo
A guy you call by a fake name because he’s so embarrassing, you’d rather everyone think he’s a different person.
My dadawhoo sings in the shower. I told him to stop or I’d tell my mom.
I called my dadawhoo ‘Mr. Johnson’ so he wouldn’t brag about his old job.
My dadawhoo eats cereal for dinner. I’m ashamed.