Dadawhoo

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A fake name for a guy you don’t want anyone to know about, like he’s a secret crime boss or something.

My dadawhoo is the guy who stole my lunch money every Friday. Nobody knows he exists.

I told my dadawhoo to stop following me on TikTok or I’d tell everyone he’s my uncle.

My dadawhoo is the reason I failed math. He’s not even real.

A guy you call by a fake name because he’s so embarrassing, you’d rather everyone think he’s a different person.

My dadawhoo sings in the shower. I told him to stop or I’d tell my mom.

I called my dadawhoo ‘Mr. Johnson’ so he wouldn’t brag about his old job.

My dadawhoo eats cereal for dinner. I’m ashamed.

A made-up name for a man who you don’t want to be seen with, like he’s a disgrace to your family.

I called my dadawhoo ‘Sir Snack’ so no one would know he eats my snacks.

My dadawhoo got in trouble for putting glitter in my teacher’s coffee.

I told my dadawhoo to stop texting me during class or I’d tell everyone he’s my dad.

A guy you call by a fake name because he’s so bad at everything, you’re embarrassed to be seen with him.

My dadawhoo failed the spelling bee. I told him to stay in the car.

I called my dadawhoo ‘Professor Puddle’ so no one would know he’s my dad.

My dadawhoo tried to be a rockstar. He’s not good.

A secret name for a man who you don’t want anyone to know is your dad, because he’s a total mess.

I called my dadawhoo ‘Mr. Mustache’ so no one would know he’s my dad.

My dadawhoo eats pizza for breakfast. I’m horrified.

I told my dadawhoo to stop texting me or I’d tell everyone he’s my dad.