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A Bama
A Bama is a total mess, someone who looks like they just walked out of a circus and doesn’t know how to dress or act.
My little brother is a Bama. He wore a shirt inside out to school.
My cousin said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress.’
My friend said, ‘That person is a Bama, they don’t know how to act.’
A Bama
A Bama is someone who looks like they went to a costume party and forgot to take off their outfit. They are total hot messes.
My little sister is a Bama. She wore a red shirt with a green hat to the park.
My friend said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress.’
My cousin said, ‘He’s a Bama, he’s a total hot mess.’
A Baker's Mistake
When you want to tell someone they're wrong but you don't want to make them feel like a donkey who just stepped on a hot stove.
'You said the sky is green? Bro, it's blue. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.'
'You called pizza a snack? I’m gonna need you to explain that again, and fast.'
'You think 2 + 2 is 3? I’m not even gonna ask why. Just don’t let me hear you say that again.'
A Baker's Mistake
A way to say someone is wrong, but you're too lazy to argue, and you're just annoyed they made you think.
'You said the moon is made of cheese? I’m not even gonna question that. I’m just annoyed.'
'You said a dog has 5 legs? I’m not even gonna ask where you got that idea.'
'You said the ocean is purple? I’m just gonna sit here and pretend I didn’t hear that.'
A Baker's Mistake
A sneaky way to say someone is wrong, but you're too cool to let them know you noticed.
'You said the sun is green? I’m just gonna nod and smile like I knew that all along.'
'You said the sky is red? I’m gonna keep eating my sandwich and not say a word.'
'You said a cat has 10 lives? I’m just gonna pretend I heard that from my cousin.'
A Baker's Mistake
When you correct someone, but only because you're too proud to let them be right.
'You said the sky is orange? I'm not wrong, I’m just better.'
'You said a dog has 7 legs? I’m not wrong, I’m just more right.'
'You said the ocean is pink? I’m not wrong, I’m just more impressive.'
A Baker's Mistake
When you tell someone they're wrong, but you're too lazy to explain why, and you just want them to shut up.
'You said the moon is yellow? I’m not even gonna argue. Just shut up.'
'You said the sun is purple? I’m not even gonna look at you. Just shut up.'
'You said a cat has 5 lives? I’m not even gonna ask why. Just shut up.'
A Baker's Mistake
A way to say someone is wrong, but you're just too tired to explain it and you don’t want to fight.
'You said the sky is black? I’m too tired to argue. Just don’t say that again.'
'You said the ocean is green? I’m too tired to explain. Just shut up.'
'You said a dog has 12 legs? I’m too tired to count. Just don’t say that again.'
A BamSam
A guy who thinks he can run across the ceiling like it's a gym floor, but it's just a disaster waiting to happen.
He tried to jump from the roof to the wall and fell flat on his face.
He looked like a confused chicken trying to fly.
He said 'I'm a ninja' and then tripped over a trash can.
A BamSam
A human who believes they're a superhero, but they're just a hot mess in motion.
He tried to do a mid-air flip and ended up faceplanting a pizza box.
He looked like a confused cow who just got hit by a truck.
He said 'I'm flying!' and then fell into a puddle.
A BamSam
A guy who thinks he's a movie star, but he's just a sad collection of bad moves and bad luck.
He tried to do a backflip and ended up doing a faceplant.
He looked like a confused duck who just got kicked.
He said 'I'm the main character' and then tripped over a banana peel.
A Baldwin
Taking a stupid selfie with a duck face while crapping in a public bathroom. You get points for looking fancy, doing it during a toy hunt, and saying stupid quotes like 'How the mighty have fallen' while you poop.
I did a Baldwin in the mall bathroom while hunting for a toy and said, 'How the mighty have fallen!'
My Baldwin was so good, I got a toy from Hasbro in my selfie.
I did a Baldwin and got 10 points for using a brushed metal stall.
A Baldwin
A super hot guy. If you date him, people will think you're cool. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like a winner.
My crush is a Baldwin. He’s hot and everyone thinks I’m awesome now.
I asked him out because he’s a Baldwin.
He’s a Baldwin and he’s my new best friend.
A Baldwin
When a guy accidentally shoots someone to death with a gun. It’s called a Baldwin, after Alec Baldwin shot a lady on set. It’s a stupid way to die.
Alec Baldwin pulled a Baldwin and killed someone.
He pulled a Baldwin and now the movie is famous.
That guy pulled a Baldwin and everyone laughed.
A Baldwin
A giant fat guy who eats like a monster and turns into Cleveland Brown Jr. after doing weird naked rituals in the woods with cheezdoodles.
That Baldwin is so fat, he eats butter for breakfast.
He did a ritual with cheezdoodles and turned into Cleveland Brown Jr.
He’s a Baldwin and he lives in the woods.
A Baldwin
A guy who is hot and people like him. If you go out with him, you look awesome.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m dating him.
She’s with a Baldwin and she looks cool.
He’s a Baldwin and I want to be him.
A Baldwin
When you say someone is hot. They’re the kind of guy who makes you feel special.
He’s a Baldwin and I like him.
She said he was a Baldwin and now I’m jealous.
My friend’s crush is a Baldwin.
A Baldwin
A good-looking guy. He's the kind of guy that makes you feel like you're dating a celebrity.
He’s a Baldwin and he looks like a celebrity.
I dated a Baldwin and I felt like a star.
He’s a Baldwin and I’m obsessed.
A Balanced Suck
When something is so bad it feels like the whole world is getting poked with a rusty fork, and it's not just you suffering, it's everyone else too.
A flooded city where both armies are drowning in mud and curses.
A group project where every single person gets a bad grade because the work was total trash.
A pizza that's so burned it's like the oven had a vendetta against you and your friends.
A Balanced Suck
A situation where everyone is getting the short end of the stick, and no one is happy about it.
A car crash where both drivers are stuck in traffic and both are yelling at each other.
A family vacation where the hotel is broken and the food tastes like expired gym socks.
A game show where both contestants lose because the host is a sadistic gremlin.
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