A Bama

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A Bama is a Black person from the South who talks like a slowpoke, gets totally wasted, and probably ends up doing the nasty with their cousin. They also hate college kids like they hate the devil.
My cousin is a Bama. He got drunk and slept with his cousin at the family reunion.
My aunt says Bamas are just poor people who hate smart people.
My uncle says Bamas don’t even know how to dress.
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Bama started in DC as a way to call someone who couldn’t dress and looked like a walking fashion disaster. Now it’s just a way to say ‘dude’ to a Black person.
My friend called me a Bama because I wore three different colors to the party.
My cousin said, ‘You look like a Bama today.’
My teacher said, ‘You act like a Bama, you don’t even know how to dress.’
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A Bama is a person who is totally uncool and acts like they are from another planet. They don’t know how to dress or behave.
My little brother is a Bama. He wore socks with sandals to school.
My friend said, ‘That guy is a Bama, he looks like he just walked out of a trash can.’
My mom said, ‘You act like a Bama, you don’t even know how to talk.’
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A Bama is someone who looks like they walked out of a clown’s closet, and they don’t know how to dress, talk, or act.
My cousin is a Bama. She wore a green shirt with purple pants to the mall.
My friend called me a Bama because I wore a hat inside.
My dad said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress properly.’
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A Bama used to be a person from the South trying to fit in up North but looked like a country bumpkin. Now it’s just a word for someone who looks like a mess.
My uncle is a Bama. He went to New York and looked like a hillbilly.
My mom said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress.’
My cousin said, ‘He’s a Bama, he doesn’t know how to act.’
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A Bama is a total mess, someone who looks like they just walked out of a circus and doesn’t know how to dress or act.
My little brother is a Bama. He wore a shirt inside out to school.
My cousin said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress.’
My friend said, ‘That person is a Bama, they don’t know how to act.’
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A Bama is someone who looks like they went to a costume party and forgot to take off their outfit. They are total hot messes.
My little sister is a Bama. She wore a red shirt with a green hat to the park.
My friend said, ‘You look like a Bama, you can’t even dress.’
My cousin said, ‘He’s a Bama, he’s a total hot mess.’
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