Dadassed

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When your dad farts in a room just to be a smelly, annoying, little jerk
My dad farted in the living room during dinner. I was eating mac and cheese. He did it on purpose.
Dad farted in the car. I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes.
He farted in the kitchen. I ran out and cried in the hallway.
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A dad who’s tough, cool, and doesn’t take any crap from anyone
My dad is a total boss. He fights the school principal. He’s a dadass.
He wears a leather jacket. He smokes. He’s a dadass.
He took on 10 kids in a wrestling match. He’s a dadass.
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A dad so good, he’s like a superhero with a dad title
He fixes my bike. He teaches me how to cook. He’s a dadass.
He drives me to school. He helps me with math. He’s a dadass.
He’s always there for me. He’s a dadass.
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You want to call your dad but your mom is listening. So you say dadass instead
My mom was in the kitchen. I said dadass. She didn’t know what I meant.
I was texting my friend. I said dadass. He asked why.
I called my dad dadass. My mom heard me. She said, 'What's that mean?'
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A dad who’s so bad-ass, he could beat up a whole football team
He took on the whole football team. He won. He’s a dadass.
He beat up my brother. He’s a dadass.
He fought a bear. He’s a dadass.
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A dad who’s cool, but still a dad. He doesn’t need any extra titles
He’s cool. He’s a dad. He’s a dadass.
He doesn’t need a title. He’s a dadass.
He’s chill. He’s a dadass.
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