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A dad’s way of saying, 'I’m not leaving you, I’m just going to get milk,' while being gone for hours.

Dad said he’d be back in five minutes. He’s been gone for two hours. I’m starting to think he got milk and forgot about me.

He left to get milk. He came back with a friend. Now I’ve got two dawns to deal with.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of attitude. I’m not even mad.

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Dad 23000

When a dad says he’s going to get milk, but it takes him longer than a full movie.

Dad left to get milk. He’s been gone for an hour. I’m now the main character of a dad drama.

He said he’d be back in ten minutes. He came back with a pizza and a side of confusion.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of laziness. I’m not even mad.

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Dad 23000

A dad’s favorite excuse to vanish for hours: getting milk, even though he’s been gone longer than a full concert.

Dad said he’d be back in five minutes. He’s been gone for forty. I’m now the main character of a dad epic.

He left to get milk. He came back with a pizza and a side of attitude. I’m not even hungry anymore.

Dad went to get milk. He didn’t come back. I’m now the main character of a horror movie.

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Dad 23000

When a dad leaves to get milk and it takes him longer than a full workout at the gym.

Dad said he’d be back in ten minutes. He’s been gone for twenty. I’m now the main character of a dad story.

He left to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of laziness. I’m not even mad.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a pizza and a side of confusion. I’m now the main character of a dad drama.

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Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is a thing you wish you had but definitely don't.

'I need a Dad (Something you don't have) to fix my life.'

'If I had a Dad (Something you don't have), I'd be rich.'

'My friends all have Dad (Something you don't have). I'm alone.'

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Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have and never will.

'I asked for a Dad (Something you don't have). He said no. I'm doomed.'

'I need a Dad (Something you don't have) to survive this weekend.'

'You have a Dad (Something you don't have). I just have a dad.'

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Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is the thing you need most but won't ever get.

'If I had a Dad (Something you don't have), I'd be cool.'

'I want a Dad (Something you don't have). I'll settle for a dad.'

'A Dad (Something you don't have) is the only thing I want.'

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Dac’n

A human who can't stop asking for money, looks like they just got kicked out of a bank and wore their embarrassment like a hat.

'Bro, I'm out of gas and I just saw you eat a whole pizza.'

'I'm begging you, I have no money and my dog is crying.'

'I'm gonna die if you don't give me five bucks right now.'

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Dac’n

A person who lives in the streets of broke, wears their poverty like a second skin, and cries more than a baby who got peed on.

'I haven't eaten in two days and I'm still waiting for my lunch.'

'I just got fired and I'm gonna start crying on the sidewalk.'

'I'm broke, I'm hungry, and I'm begging you for help.'

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Dac’n

A human who is so broke they can't even afford their own dignity, and their begging is so loud it could wake up the dead.

'I'm begging you for five bucks and I'm going to cry if you say no.'

'I haven't had a meal in three days and I'm gonna die if I don't get money.'

'I'm so broke I can't even afford my own tears.'

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Dac’n

A person who is broke, broke, broke, and still wants more money because they think life is free.

'I'm broke, I'm hungry, and I just saw you eat a burger.'

'I have no money and I'm gonna cry if you don't give me five bucks.'

'I'm so broke I can't even afford my own happiness.'

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Dac’n

A person who lives in the land of no money, can't stop asking for cash, and cries like they lost their soul.

'I'm begging you for money and I'm gonna cry if you say no.'

'I haven't eaten in two days and I'm still waiting for lunch.'

'I'm broke and I'm gonna start crying on the street.'

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Dac’n

A person who is broke, has no job, no money, and still thinks life is giving them a free pass.

'I'm broke, I'm hungry, and I just saw you eat a pizza.'

'I haven't had a meal in three days and I'm still begging for money.'

'I'm so broke I can't even afford my own dignity.'

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Dacyriz

Dacyriz is a hot girl who talks too much and acts like she knows everything. She’ll give you love but only after she yells at you for being stupid.

Dacyriz: 'You're the dumbest person I know!' (Then she hugs me.)

Dacyriz sent me a message: 'I love you but you're so annoying.'

She told me she'd punch me if I didn't do my homework.

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Dacyriz

Dacyriz is a beautiful girl who won’t let anyone talk trash about her. She’s a total drama queen but still the best friend you’ll ever have.

Dacyriz yelled at some guy for calling her ugly. Then she cried and hugged me.

She said, 'If you don't like me, I'll make you regret it.'

She told me she'd fight my enemy if I asked her to.

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Dacyriz

Dacyriz is the most amazing person you know. She’s got a big mouth and a big heart. She’ll love you even if you act like an idiot.

Dacyriz said, 'You're an idiot, but I still love you.'

She sent me a text: 'You're the best even though you're annoying.'

She hugged me and said, 'You're my favorite idiot.'

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Dacyriz

Dacyriz is a hot girl who won't let anyone walk all over her. She’ll be all over you with love but also with some serious attitude.

Dacyriz said, 'You're my favorite person but you're also a pain in the ass.'

She told me, 'I love you but you're the worst friend ever.'

She sent me a message: 'You're so annoying but I still love you.'

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Dacyriz

Dacyriz is the most beautiful person I know. She'll be mean to you but only because she loves you. Don't let her bossy side fool you.

Dacyriz yelled at me for not doing my homework. Then she said, 'I still love you.'

She said, 'You're the dumbest person I know, but I still love you.'

Dacyriz gave me a hug and said, 'You're my favorite idiot.'

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Dacyriz

Dacyriz is a total hot mess who acts like she knows everything. She’s the best friend you’ll ever have even if she yells at you.

Dacyriz yelled at me for being late. Then she gave me a hug.

She said, 'You're the worst but I still love you.'

Dacyriz texted me: 'You're an idiot but I still love you.'

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Dacy

A softie who’s got a heart of gold and a body that makes all the boys jealous.

Dacy’s so nice, even the cafeteria lady gives her free fries.

He’s got a crush on Dacy, but he’s too chicken to ask her out.

Dacy walks in, and the whole class stops talking.

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