Dad 23000
When a dad says he’s going to get milk, but it takes him longer than a full movie.
Dad left to get milk. He’s been gone for an hour. I’m now the main character of a dad drama.
He said he’d be back in ten minutes. He came back with a pizza and a side of confusion.
Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of laziness. I’m not even mad.