Dad 23000 - A dad’s way of saying, 'I’m not leaving you, I’m just going

A dad’s way of saying, 'I’m not leaving you, I’m just going to get milk,' while being gone for hours.

Dad said he’d be back in five minutes. He’s been gone for two hours. I’m starting to think he got milk and forgot about me.

He left to get milk. He came back with a friend. Now I’ve got two dawns to deal with.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of attitude. I’m not even mad.