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A stupid kind of music that old guys listen to while they try to remember what they did the day before. It's full of weird guitars and people singing like they're having a meltdown.
My dad plays Rush like it's a national emergency.
He tried to teach me how to play King Crimson, and I cried.
At family dinners, Toto is always on, and it's like everyone's annoyed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The kind of music that fathers of the 80s listened to when they were trying to act cool, but they just sounded like they were in a bad mood.
My dad blasts Yes every morning like it's a war.
He tried to make me like Asia, and I told him I'd rather eat a shoe.
Toto is on, and I know I'm going to fail math again.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The worst music ever made by people who thought they were rock stars, but they were just middle-aged guys trying to feel young again.
My dad plays Rush like he's fighting a dragon.
He said King Crimson is the best band ever, and I asked why.
Toto is on, and I just want to die.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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