Daddy Declan

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A man who looks like a unicorn but is also a flamingo and smells like a wet sock

Declan walked into the room and the whole school turned their heads

He took off his shirt and the gym teacher fainted

He texted me and said 'I’m coming over and I bring glitter'

A human who was born with a middle finger and a smile

He walked into class and the entire class started a group chat about him

He showed up at the party wearing only socks and a crown

He texted me and said 'I’m here to ruin your life and I bring snacks'

A guy who is so attractive he makes the moon jealous and the sun blush

He came into the store and the cashier dropped the register

He sat next to me and my dog started licking him

He DMed me and said 'I’m here to make your life awesome and I bring drama'