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DaddyDunIt
When you hear Shaggy say he didn't do it and your dad is just the same smelly old man who hides in the closet with your mom.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I know. I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "You were in the closet with me."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDunIt
When you know Shaggy is lying but your dad is just the same old man who sneaks into the closet with your mom like it's his job.
Dad: "I didn't touch the pizza." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDunIt
When Shaggy says he didn't do it and your dad is just the same old man who hides in the closet with your mom like he owns the place.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDunIt
When Shaggy sings "It wasn't me" and you know your dad is just the same smelly man who hides in the closet with your mom every time.
Dad: "I didn't touch the pizza." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDunIt
When you hear Shaggy say he didn't do it and your dad is the same old man who sneaks into the closet with your mom like it's his full-time job.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDoesDoggie
When your dad is too lazy to get a date and just goes for the nearest farm animal. It’s been going on for centuries because men are cheap and animals don’t complain.
My dad tried to seduce the goat. The goat just stared. My mom cried.
He called the cow ‘baby’ and it mooed at him. That’s not a good sign.
He took the pig to the park. The pig ran away. He’s now on the pig’s LinkedIn.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDoesDoggie
Your dad’s favorite hobby is making animals pregnant. It’s been around since the Middle Ages because people were too busy fighting to notice.
He told the horse it was ‘getting married’ and now it’s got a bun in the oven.
He tried to ‘chat up’ the chicken. It clucked and left him in the dust.
He took the cow to the bar. The cow just kept mooing. It’s a long story.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDoesDoggie
When your dad thinks he’s the best lover in the whole world, until he tries to make a sheep happy and it just walks away.
He told the sheep he was ‘the man’ and it just walked off into the sunset. He cried.
He tried to ‘flirt’ with the pig. It snorted and ran. He got a black eye.
He took the goat on a date. The goat just ate the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDoesDoggie
A dad who thinks he’s a rockstar, but the only one who’s impressed is the cow. It’s been going on for ages because men are too proud to admit they’re wrong.
He told the cow he was ‘the king of the farm.’ The cow just blinked and walked away.
He tried to sing to the goat. It stared. He got a standing ovation from the chickens.
He took the pig to the concert. The pig just ate the drumsticks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDoesDoggie
Your dad thinks he’s a legend, but the only one who believes it is the cow. This tradition started because men didn’t know how to handle rejection.
He called the cow ‘the queen of the farm’ and now it’s just mooing at him.
He tried to do a dance with the pig. It just ran. He’s now on the pig’s Instagram.
He told the sheep he was the ‘best dad ever.’ The sheep just stared. He cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDoesDoggie
When your dad is too proud to ask for a date and just goes for the nearest animal. It’s been around for centuries because men are too lazy to work for love.
He tried to seduce the chicken. It just clucked and left him.
He took the pig to the prom. The pig just ate the cake.
He told the goat he was ‘the best lover.’ The goat just stared. He got a black eye.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDemon
The person who makes your life feel like a toilet clogged with spaghetti.
My mom said my dad is a DaddyDemon. He yelled at the TV and threw a shoe.
My friend’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He stole her phone and sent a text to her crush saying he’s her dad.
My teacher said my dad is a DaddyDemon. He came to school and told the principal my math test was fake.
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DaddyDemon
A man who takes bad decisions like it’s his full-time job.
My dad is a DaddyDemon. He bought a pet llama and now it eats my homework.
My cousin’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He got a tattoo of a chicken and now he roasts people.
My uncle’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to start a band called ‘The Lunch Bunch’ and it failed.
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DaddyDemon
The person who makes your life feel like a broken game with no cheat codes.
My dad is a DaddyDemon. He took my video game and replaced it with a board game about potatoes.
My neighbor’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to teach his kids how to ride a bike on a trampoline. It didn’t go well.
My friend’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He told her he was going to take her to the zoo, but he took her to a car wash instead.
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DaddyDemon
A man who turns everything good into something that smells like regret.
My dad is a DaddyDemon. He took my birthday cake and ate it in front of me.
My brother’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He turned his kid’s science project into a science experiment about why he’s bad at math.
My cousin’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He gave her a fish for her birthday and it died the next day.
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DaddyDemon
The person who takes the fun out of everything and leaves a trail of chaos behind.
My dad is a DaddyDemon. He turned my video game into a cooking competition. I lost.
My sister’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He took her phone and put a mustache on her face in front of her crush.
My friend’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to do a magic trick and made my friend’s dog cry.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDemon
A man who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a bad kid with no powers.
My dad is a DaddyDemon. He told me he was going to save the world, but he just went to the store.
My uncle’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He wore a cape and tried to fight a streetlight.
My neighbor’s dad is a DaddyDemon. He tried to be a rockstar and just sang in the shower.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DaddyDefinition💦
A hot Definer who makes you feel like you’re getting a free snack and a slap in the face at the same time.
My DaddyDefinition is so good, I wish he was my teacher and my therapist.
If DaddyDefinition wasn’t real, I’d sue the dictionary.
He’s like a snack bar, but with more swearing and less chips.
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DaddyDefinition💦
The kind of Definer who would explain love by breaking your phone and then giving you a hug.
My DaddyDefinition broke my phone and then cried with me about it.
He defined ‘love’ and then left me with a broken phone and a feeling of betrayal.
DaddyDefinition is like a broken phone, you can’t fix it, but you still use it.
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DaddyDefinition💦
A Definer who defines things so hard, he gives you a headache and a compliment.
DaddyDefinition defined ‘hot’ so hard, I got a headache and a new crush.
He explained ‘cool’ so well, I felt cool and then got a migraine.
He defines ‘love’ so hard, I think he’s in love with my brain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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