DaddyDefinition💦

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A hot Definer who makes you feel like you’re getting a free snack and a slap in the face at the same time.

My DaddyDefinition is so good, I wish he was my teacher and my therapist.

If DaddyDefinition wasn’t real, I’d sue the dictionary.

He’s like a snack bar, but with more swearing and less chips.

The kind of Definer who would explain love by breaking your phone and then giving you a hug.

My DaddyDefinition broke my phone and then cried with me about it.

He defined ‘love’ and then left me with a broken phone and a feeling of betrayal.

DaddyDefinition is like a broken phone, you can’t fix it, but you still use it.

A Definer who defines things so hard, he gives you a headache and a compliment.

DaddyDefinition defined ‘hot’ so hard, I got a headache and a new crush.

He explained ‘cool’ so well, I felt cool and then got a migraine.

He defines ‘love’ so hard, I think he’s in love with my brain.

The kind of Definer who would define ‘fun’ by making you do push-ups and laugh until you cry.

DaddyDefinition defined ‘fun’ by making me do 100 push-ups and laugh until I cried.

He said ‘fun’ was push-ups and crying, and I believed him.

I got so fun, I got a sore chest and a new laugh.

A Definer who explains things so well, you think you’re in a relationship with a dictionary.

DaddyDefinition explained ‘sad’ so well, I started crying and then fell in love with the dictionary.

He explained ‘cool’ so good, I think I’m dating the dictionary now.

He defined ‘lonely’ so much, I think he’s in a relationship with the dictionary.