DaddyDunIt
When Shaggy says he didn't do it and your dad is just the same old man who hides in the closet with your mom like he owns the place.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."