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When Shaggy sings "It wasn't me" and you know he's full of crap but your dad is the same dirtbag who tells your mom he wasn't anywhere near the closet.
Dad: "I swear I didn't touch the pizza." Mom: "You were in the closet with her."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I know. I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you hear Shaggy say he didn't do it and your dad is just the same smelly old man who hides in the closet with your mom.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I know. I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "You were in the closet with me."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you know Shaggy is lying but your dad is just the same old man who sneaks into the closet with your mom like it's his job.
Dad: "I didn't touch the pizza." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When Shaggy says he didn't do it and your dad is just the same old man who hides in the closet with your mom like he owns the place.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When Shaggy sings "It wasn't me" and you know your dad is just the same smelly man who hides in the closet with your mom every time.
Dad: "I didn't touch the pizza." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you hear Shaggy say he didn't do it and your dad is the same old man who sneaks into the closet with your mom like it's his full-time job.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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