DaddyDunIt
When you hear Shaggy say he didn't do it and your dad is the same old man who sneaks into the closet with your mom like it's his full-time job.
Dad: "I didn't do anything." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."