DaddyDunIt
When you know Shaggy is lying but your dad is just the same old man who sneaks into the closet with your mom like it's his job.
Dad: "I didn't touch the pizza." Mom: "You were in the closet."
Shaggy: "It wasn't me!" Dad: "I was there."
Dad: "I was in the garage." Mom: "That's where the closet is."