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DaddyDefinition💦

The kind of Definer who would define ‘fun’ by making you do push-ups and laugh until you cry.

DaddyDefinition defined ‘fun’ by making me do 100 push-ups and laugh until I cried.

He said ‘fun’ was push-ups and crying, and I believed him.

I got so fun, I got a sore chest and a new laugh.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyDefinition💦

A Definer who explains things so well, you think you’re in a relationship with a dictionary.

DaddyDefinition explained ‘sad’ so well, I started crying and then fell in love with the dictionary.

He explained ‘cool’ so good, I think I’m dating the dictionary now.

He defined ‘lonely’ so much, I think he’s in a relationship with the dictionary.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyClause

A man who wears a santa suit at the beach and screams, ENGLAND!!! like he's trying to start a war.

I saw a DaddyClause today. He was yelling at the ocean like it was a rival country.

My friend's dad is a DaddyClause. He wears a beard and a hat and yells at the waves.

There's a DaddyClause at the local bar. He throws his drink and screams, ENGLAND!!! every time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyClause

A guy who thinks he's a king and wears a costume to yell at the sea like it owes him money.

That DaddyClause is always at the beach. He yells, ENGLAND!!! like he's got a grudge against the whole country.

My uncle is a DaddyClause. He wears a red suit and yells at the water like it's a boss.

I walked past a DaddyClause. He was yelling at a seagull and called it a traitor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyClause

A man who wears a fancy suit on the beach and screams, ENGLAND!!! like he just got fired.

That DaddyClause is always at the beach. He yells, ENGLAND!!! like he’s got no life.

My brother’s a DaddyClause. He wears a hat and a beard and yells at the ocean like it’s his ex.

There’s a DaddyClause at the park. He yells at the wind and throws a sandwich at it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyCSGO

A streamer who robs kids blind for stupid skins. Also a brainless twerp who acts like he knows what he's doing.

Bro just spent 50 bucks on a skin he barely uses. I'm out 50 bucks and he's still flexing.

He sold me a skin that looked like a potato. It was a potato.

He said it was a limited edition. It wasn’t. It was just a skin with a typo.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyCSGO

A fake pro who takes your money and your dignity. Also a total moron who thinks he's cool.

He said I’d be rich in a month. I’m still broke and he’s still streaming.

He told me to buy a skin. It was the worst skin ever. I hate it.

He promised me a free skin. I got a skin I didn’t want. I’m mad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyCSGO

A guy who lies to kids for shiny things. Also a complete idiot who thinks he's smart.

He said he’d give me a free skin if I followed him. I did. He didn’t. He’s a fraud.

He sold me a skin. It was a skin. That’s it.

He promised me a skin. He gave me a skin. That’s it. I’m done.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBot

The king of Gorilla Tag. He’s so good he’ll make you look like a baby who just learned to walk. If he joins, you’re dead. Run.

DaddyBot joined. I got juked so hard I fell out of my chair.

He pulled a triple switch on me. I was like, 'What even is life?'

I tried to beat him. He beat me. I got juked twice. My brain hurts.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBot

A human who plays Gorilla Tag so good, he should get a medal. He’s also hot. If he joins, you will get juked and feel stupid.

DaddyBot came in. I got juked. My brain was like, 'What? Why?'

He juked me so fast I thought I was going to die.

He joined the game. I got juked. I was like, 'I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBot

The best Gorilla Tag player in the whole wide world. He’s also a beast. If he joins, you’ll get juked and feel like an idiot.

DaddyBot joined. I got juked. I was like, 'How does he even do that?'

He juked me so hard I got dizzy and had to sit down.

He came in. I got juked. My brain was like, 'I’m not even trying anymore.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBaku

A guy who talks like he’s in a group chat but adds nothing useful. Just sends cringey gifs like he’s trying to impress a toddler.

Bro sent a dancing potato gif when we were arguing about the meaning of life.

He replied with a cat meme when the whole class was confused about the math test.

He texted 'look at this dog' during the final exam.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBaku

The worst kind of friend. He shows up in the chat but doesn’t say anything. Just sends cringey gifs like he’s trying to save the conversation.

He sent a crying baby gif when we were talking about video games.

He texted 'this dog is cool' when we were discussing the president.

He sent a dancing cactus when we were trying to figure out the homework.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBaku

A man who doesn’t know how to talk. Just sends cringey gifs like he’s trying to be funny but is actually just sad.

He sent a sad horse gif when we were talking about pizza.

He texted 'this cat is cool' when we were trying to solve a mystery.

He sent a dancing penguin when we were arguing about the best movie ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBaku

A person who doesn’t contribute. Just sends cringey gifs like he’s trying to be cool but is actually just a waste of space.

He sent a dancing cow gif when we were talking about the future.

He texted 'look at this dog' when we were discussing the meaning of life.

He sent a crying cat gif when we were trying to figure out the math problem.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyBaku

A guy who talks but doesn’t say anything important. Just sends cringey gifs like he’s trying to make the conversation better but is actually just annoying.

He sent a dancing chicken gif when we were arguing about the best music.

He texted 'this dog is cool' when we were trying to solve the mystery.

He sent a crying baby gif when we were talking about the best food.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyAbs

when a daddy is so hot he could make a pizza with his abs and it would be the best pizza ever. daddy-🖕🏻🖕🏻

My daddy abs are so good, I could eat them for breakfast.

He walked in and I instantly fainted. Daddy abs, baby.

That man has abs so tight, they should be a crime.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyAbs

when a daddy has abs so good they could win a beauty pageant and still beat the contestants. daddy-🖕🏻🖕🏻

He flexed and the whole gym screamed. That’s not flexing, that’s a flex attack.

I asked him if he had a side job as a model. He said, 'No, I just have daddy abs.'

He showed me his abs and I cried. I didn’t know beauty could hurt that much.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaddyAbs

when a daddy has abs so good they should get their own Instagram and charge people money to look at them. daddy-🖕🏻🖕🏻

His abs are so good, I started a group chat just to send him daily compliments.

I follow him just for the abs. I don’t even care about his personality.

He posted a photo of his abs and I got 10 likes. I’m not even his friend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?

A ridiculous phrase that makes your brain hurt and your face red from laughing so hard you might wet yourself.

Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao? I just heard that at a funeral and started crying.

My kid said that to my dad during a Zoom call and he yelled at the screen like it was a curse.

My neighbor blasted that song at 2 a. m. and I still can’t get it out of my head.

by Slangipedia 17d ago