DaddyClause

I saw a DaddyClause today. He was yelling at the ocean like it was a rival country.

My friend's dad is a DaddyClause. He wears a beard and a hat and yells at the waves.

There's a DaddyClause at the local bar. He throws his drink and screams, ENGLAND!!! every time.

That DaddyClause is always at the beach. He yells, ENGLAND!!! like he's got a grudge against the whole country.

My uncle is a DaddyClause. He wears a red suit and yells at the water like it's a boss.

I walked past a DaddyClause. He was yelling at a seagull and called it a traitor.

That DaddyClause is always at the beach. He yells, ENGLAND!!! like he’s got no life.

My brother’s a DaddyClause. He wears a hat and a beard and yells at the ocean like it’s his ex.

There’s a DaddyClause at the park. He yells at the wind and throws a sandwich at it.