DaddyDoesDoggie
Your dad thinks he’s a legend, but the only one who believes it is the cow. This tradition started because men didn’t know how to handle rejection.
He called the cow ‘the queen of the farm’ and now it’s just mooing at him.
He tried to do a dance with the pig. It just ran. He’s now on the pig’s Instagram.
He told the sheep he was the ‘best dad ever.’ The sheep just stared. He cried.