DaddyDoesDoggie
When your dad thinks he’s the best lover in the whole world, until he tries to make a sheep happy and it just walks away.
He told the sheep he was ‘the man’ and it just walked off into the sunset. He cried.
He tried to ‘flirt’ with the pig. It snorted and ran. He got a black eye.
He took the goat on a date. The goat just ate the whole thing.