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Dad: 'You'll get in trouble again.' Me: 'I got in trouble again.' Dad: 'I told you so.' Me: 'I know. I'm just angry.'

Dad said I'd eat all my pizza. I ate all my pizza. He said 'I told you so' and I said 'I'm too angry to care.'

Dad: 'You'll forget your homework.' Me: 'I forgot my homework.' Dad: 'I told you so.' Me: 'I'm too angry to argue.'

My dad told a joke about tacos and a toilet. I didn't laugh. I cried.

He asked, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' I said, 'To get away from you.'

He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana and a very confused cloud.

He told a joke about pizza and a football. It took 10 minutes and no one got it.

He said, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You're always going to the gym.' I said, 'Yes, but I'm going today.' She said, 'So was I.'

He tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese. It involved a sock and a very tired astronaut.

He told a joke about a horse and a lighthouse. It involved a banana and a very confused horse.

He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired.'

He tried to explain why the sun rises. It involved a donut and a very angry sun.

He told a joke about a frog and a bicycle. It was longer than the last time he went to the gym.

He asked, 'What did the ocean say to the shore?' I said, 'Nothing. It just waved.' He said, 'That was the best one yet.'

He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana, a sock, and a very confused cloud.

He told a joke about a chicken and a pizza. It involved a sock and a very tired chicken.

He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired. Why did it cross again? Because it was confused.'

He tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese. It involved a banana, a donut, and a very confused astronaut.

He told a joke about a horse and a donut. It took 15 minutes and no one laughed.

He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired. Why did it cross again? Because it was confused. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired again.'

He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana, a sock, and a very confused cloud.

"Dadjo, why is my room still a warzone?", 7:00 AM, every day.

"Dadjo, I'm not going to the store with you. I'm too tired.", Said by anyone who has ever been dragged to the store on a Saturday.

"Dadjo, why do you still wear that same shirt from 2003?", Asked by your little brother during a family dinner."

"Dadjo, I got a D on my math test.", "That's fine. I got a D when I was your age.", Dadjo, 10:00 PM.

"Dadjo, I'm not dating her.", "You're gonna regret that when you're 40.", Dadjo, 10:01 PM.

"Dadjo, why do you still play video games?", "Because I'm still cool, kid.", Dadjo, 10:02 PM."

"Dadjo, can I eat a bag of chips?", "Sure, but don't wake up your mom.", Dadjo, 3:00 AM.

"Dadjo, why are you yelling at the TV?", "That movie is the worst.", Dadjo, 3:05 AM.

"Dadjo, why do you always eat cereal for dinner?", "Because I'm a legend.", Dadjo, 3:10 AM."

"Dadjo, why are you wearing that same jeans again?", "Because I'm a rockstar, kid.", Dadjo, 9:00 AM.

"Dadjo, I'm going to the concert with my friends.", "You'll regret it when you're 40.", Dadjo, 9:01 AM.

"Dadjo, why do you still sing in the shower?", "Because I'm a rockstar.", Dadjo, 9:02 AM."

"Dadjo, why do you let me eat cereal for dinner?", "Because I'm the best parent ever.", Dadjo, 6:00 PM.

"Dadjo, why are you still wearing that same shirt?", "Because I'm the best parent ever.", Dadjo, 6:01 PM.

"Dadjo, I failed my math test.", "That's fine. I failed my math test when I was your age.", Dadjo, 6:02 PM."

Dadjibit! I swear I'm gonna eat my brother's face!

Dadjibit! My accent is worse than my math test!

Dadjibit! I tried to say 'y’all' and it came out like 'y’alllllll'!

Dadjibit! I can't even say 'biscuit' without sounding like a robot!

Dadjibit! My accent is making my dog laugh!

Dadjibit! I tried to be cool and now I'm just weird!

Dadjibit! I tried to say 'fixin’' and it came out like 'fikin’'!

Dadjibit! My accent is so bad it's making my brother cry!

Dadjibit! I'm not a Southern person, I'm a Southern disaster!

Dadjibit! I said 'grits' and it sounded like 'grits!' like I'm screaming!

Dadjibit! My accent is so bad even my dog doesn't understand me!

Dadjibit! I tried to be fancy and now I'm just weird!

Dadjibit! I said 'y’all' and it came out like 'y’alllllll'!

Dadjibit! My accent is so bad my teacher gave me a quiz about it!

Dadjibit! I tried to be cool and now I'm just a disaster!

'You think you're smart? I was alive during the revolution, buddy.'

'Tito was the real deal. You're just a sad kid with a bad haircut.'

‘Socialism? That’s what got us fed. You’re just a capitalist loser.’

‘Back in my day, we had real socialism. Now you kids just play video games.’

‘Tito was a king. You? Just a peasant with a phone.’

‘You talk about Tito like he’s dead. He’s not dead. He’s just sad about you.’

‘Tito was my dad. You’re just a failure of a kid.’

‘You’re not even worthy to breathe the same air as Tito.’

‘I had a dad. You? You’re just a disgrace.’